1. |
Hiki
01:44
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Merry mindless merry mess, the trivia, whether or not
Intro: Bm G
Bm G
The festivities are over No more brooding over
Bm
boxes, or who’s not on the
G
streets
(Do stanza chords)
I have been through this and that and almost everything,
a hundred eighty degrees
I won’t take a bath, and I won’t take a sip, I won’t take
a step out the...
Merry mindless merry mess, agoraphobia, whether or not
Interlude: Bm G
(Do stanza chords)
Whether or not she’s in bed Whether or not she’s in my head
Whether or not she has become a mindless merry mess, oh
A mindless merry mess
A mindless merry mess Mindless merry, whether or not,
I still won’t take a bath
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2. |
Belligerent Vhosky
03:02
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Intro/Stanza/Chorus: A5 D5 C#5 G#5
Last night I dreamt I was a man
A great white gentleman
Behind the walls of our haunted school
Run by a little orange man
I was the great white gentle- man
Chorus
But I’m not handsome like Vhosky
Got no muscles like Vhosky
Can’t sing as good as Vhosky
But I know I am
Not as scary as Vhosky
Yes, his name is Vhosky
He only wants to cross the road
He doesn’t wanna ride your fucking jeepney
Belligerent Vhosky
Chorus II
But I’m not handsome like Vhosky
Got no muscles like Vhosky
Can’t sing as good as Vhosky
But I know I am
Happier than Vhosky
I don’t eat porkchop like Vhosky
When I get rejected, I don’t
masturbate violently
But I’m not handsome like Vhosky
Got no muscles like Vhosky
I can’t draw as good as Vhosky
but I know
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3. |
No Return
03:10
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Intro: B5 – D5
B5
You’re mine, all of the time,
A5
all of the while
G5
You were getting on fine, fine
F#5 – G5
with someone else
B5
You lied, lied in our bed, but in
A5
your head
You were running scenarios
F#5 – G5
with them instead
B5 A5 G5 F#5 – G5 (you get it)
All fine, find a way to fly, find a way to hide
Wine, dine, sixty-nine just to pass the time
I’m tired, tired of your lies,
tired of your thighs
Of your cocksucking smile when you say “I’m sorry”
B5 D5 E5 B5 D5 E5
Chorus
B5 E5 – D5 F#5 – E5
And you know you’ll never be with me this way again
B5 E5 – D5 F#5 – E5
Now we’ve gone to the point of no return
B5 E5 – D5 F#5 – E5
And you know things will never be the same again
B5 E5 – D5 F#5 – E5
Pushed me to the point, the point of no return
B5–D5 B5–E5–D5 E5 F#5 B5–D5 B5–E5–D5 E5 F#5
(Do stanza chords)
She was mine, all of the time, all of the while
She was getting on fine, fine with someone else
She lied, lied in our bed, giving him head
You were running the streets, our friends said
All fine, find a way to cry, find a way to die
Contemplating suicide almost all the time
I’m tired, tired of her lies, tired of her thighs
Of her cocksucking smile when she says “I’m sorry”
(Repeat chorus)
(Do chorus chords)
And you know you’ll never be with me this way again
And you know we’ve gone to the point of no return
And you know things will never be the same again Pushed me to the point, the point of no return
Outro:
B5–D5 B5–E5–D5 E5 F#5 B5–D5 B5–E5–D5 E5 F#5 B5 – D5 B5 – D5
B5 – D5 B5 – D5
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4. |
Counting Sheep
02:25
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Intro/Stanza:
D F – G D G– F
You are a picture of a corporate queen
Me, I’m a promise of a rock n roll fiend
You are the song, the song that puts them to sleep They’re all about you ‘stead of counting sheep
Chorus (repeat 4x): D
Oh girl, you are so mainstream
G
You’re a freak and now the
A G– F
story’s all about you
(Repeat stanza chords)
It would be nice just to see through your eyes
Hear what you hear in the coast that won’t clear
You are a holiday in a hectic week
An accident by a gasoline leak, you
(Repeat chorus)
Outro: (repeat chorus chords)
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5. |
No Fun
03:13
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Intro/Stanza: ? ?
No pushing, no shoving, no flailing of arms
No cursing, no water, no boxer shorts
No joy, no youth, no sweat, no spit, no fun
No joy, no youth, no sweat, no spit, no fun
Chorus: G5 – F5 – E5 – F5
No exchanging of blows
Or steppin’ on your toes
No more flying elbows
Action turned to stone
(Do intro chords)
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
(Do stanza chords)
No beer, not before, not during nor after
No cursing, no water, no boxer shorts
No joy, no youth, no sweat, no spit, no fun
No joy, no youth, no sweat, no spit, no fun
(Repeat Chorus 2x)
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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6. |
Naked Man
03:09
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Intro/stanza: Eminor – C
A one, two, three, four!
Eminor – C
Eminor
The children are all far and gone
C
And our naked man is all alone
Eminor
No one looks up to him anymore
C
Our naked man is all alone
Chorus:
Eminor
What happened to you?
C
What happened to you?
What happened to you?
What happened to you? You?
Eminor
You? You?
A one, two, three, four!
Eminor – C
(Repeat stanza and chorus)
Interlude: Eminor – C
Outro: Eminor
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7. |
Slide
01:32
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Intro:
G G Bminor – D
GG
When life puts a gun in your mouth
Bminor
You better slide now, buddy,
D
It’ll all work out
GG
You say you wanna live, not work all day
Bminor
You better slide now, honey,
D
I’ll show you the way
Chorus:
Bminor C
Oh, life’s a roller coaster ride
Eminor
And flushed shit just go with the tide
F# G
Life’s a roller coaster ride so
A
just slide
(Repeat stanza chords)
Awake all day, awake all night C’mon now, buddy, just take that slide
Your body’s weak and your fear is strong,
But you’re right there, buddy, the world’s so wrong
D
(Repeat chorus)
Interlude:
Bminor C D Eminor F# G A
(Repeat stanza chords)
You’re feeling green and you feel mean
You better slide now, buddy, it’ll all work out
Your life’s been blown to smithereens
You better slide now, honey, I’ll show you the way
(Repeat chorus chords)
Oh, life’s a roller coaster ride And flushed shit just go with the tide
Life’s a roller coaster ride so just die
Just fuckin’ die
GG
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8. |
Why The Fuck Not?
02:29
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Intro: E5 – Bb5 – A5 (?)
I don’t wanna talk about it
Song on the street says nothing ‘bout it
And I don’t wanna explain it
‘Coz love happens when you least expect it
Chorus:
E5F5 C5
Oh it’s best to fall in love without knowing why
E5F5 C5
And it’s best to just say yes than waste your time
E5F5 C5
Oh it’s best to be alive without asking why
E5 F5
So just trust your heart coz it never lies
(Do intro chords)
The heart wants what the heart gets
I wanna love you in the other planets
It’s not the safest way to fall And I ain’t singing in a metaphor
(Repeat chorus) (Do intro chords)
Interlude: (do chorus chords)
(Do chorus chords)
Oh it’s best to fall in love without knowing why
And it’s best to just say yes than waste your time
Oh it’s best to be alive without asking why
So just trust your heart
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9. |
Wind Up Frogs
02:54
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Intro: E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5
I bought the wind-up frogs with their tongues and their wire guts
E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5
With brittle copper cogs and their shiny iron struts
E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5
They swam with metal legs from the swamps to the Irish kegs
E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5
Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon!
E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5 – B5
Pre-chorus: (not sure)
E5 D5
Chorus: (do pre-chorus chords)
The metal amphibians will bomb their ABCs
And there’s nothing to do but commit what you do to the wind-up frog armies
Post-chorus: A5 B5 E5(stop)
E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5 E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5
See them from your windows marching down on Heaven Street
E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5
With their exploding heroes coming from their frog fleet
E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5
And they would school us all about the moon and the nine seas
E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5
Watermelon water from the Mayans to the Nazis
E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5
(Repeat pre-chorus and chorus)
Interlude: (do pre-chorus chords then A5 B5)
(Do chorus chords)
The metal amphibians will bomb their ABCs
And there’s nothing to do but commit what you do
And wind up enemies. Hey! Hey!
(Repeat post-chorus chords) E5~
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10. |
Steal Me Away
03:34
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11. |
The Pervs Cebu City, Philippines
Being born on the 4th of July (2008), we are always reminded that independence comes with a price - a price we're paying in
painful instalments to a declining hegemony while being taught otherwise; and ignorance, made into a standard. With that, The Pervs still refuse to fall in a straight line into a tight wind of social constructs and indifference. (But actually, pfffffft!)
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