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The Pervs

by The Pervs

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1.
Hiki 01:44
Merry mindless merry mess, the trivia, whether or not Intro: Bm G Bm G The festivities are over No more brooding over Bm boxes, or who’s not on the G streets (Do stanza chords) I have been through this and that and almost everything, a hundred eighty degrees I won’t take a bath, and I won’t take a sip, I won’t take a step out the... Merry mindless merry mess, agoraphobia, whether or not Interlude: Bm G (Do stanza chords) Whether or not she’s in bed Whether or not she’s in my head Whether or not she has become a mindless merry mess, oh A mindless merry mess A mindless merry mess Mindless merry, whether or not, I still won’t take a bath
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Intro/Stanza/Chorus: A5 D5 C#5 G#5 Last night I dreamt I was a man A great white gentleman Behind the walls of our haunted school Run by a little orange man I was the great white gentle- man Chorus But I’m not handsome like Vhosky Got no muscles like Vhosky Can’t sing as good as Vhosky But I know I am Not as scary as Vhosky Yes, his name is Vhosky He only wants to cross the road He doesn’t wanna ride your fucking jeepney Belligerent Vhosky Chorus II But I’m not handsome like Vhosky Got no muscles like Vhosky Can’t sing as good as Vhosky But I know I am Happier than Vhosky I don’t eat porkchop like Vhosky When I get rejected, I don’t masturbate violently But I’m not handsome like Vhosky Got no muscles like Vhosky I can’t draw as good as Vhosky but I know
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No Return 03:10
Intro: B5 – D5 B5 You’re mine, all of the time, A5 all of the while G5 You were getting on fine, fine F#5 – G5 with someone else B5 You lied, lied in our bed, but in A5 your head You were running scenarios F#5 – G5 with them instead B5 A5 G5 F#5 – G5 (you get it) All fine, find a way to fly, find a way to hide Wine, dine, sixty-nine just to pass the time I’m tired, tired of your lies, tired of your thighs Of your cocksucking smile when you say “I’m sorry” B5 D5 E5 B5 D5 E5 Chorus B5 E5 – D5 F#5 – E5 And you know you’ll never be with me this way again B5 E5 – D5 F#5 – E5 Now we’ve gone to the point of no return B5 E5 – D5 F#5 – E5 And you know things will never be the same again B5 E5 – D5 F#5 – E5 Pushed me to the point, the point of no return B5–D5 B5–E5–D5 E5 F#5 B5–D5 B5–E5–D5 E5 F#5 (Do stanza chords) She was mine, all of the time, all of the while She was getting on fine, fine with someone else She lied, lied in our bed, giving him head You were running the streets, our friends said All fine, find a way to cry, find a way to die Contemplating suicide almost all the time I’m tired, tired of her lies, tired of her thighs Of her cocksucking smile when she says “I’m sorry” (Repeat chorus) (Do chorus chords) And you know you’ll never be with me this way again And you know we’ve gone to the point of no return And you know things will never be the same again Pushed me to the point, the point of no return Outro: B5–D5 B5–E5–D5 E5 F#5 B5–D5 B5–E5–D5 E5 F#5 B5 – D5 B5 – D5 B5 – D5 B5 – D5
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Intro/Stanza: D F – G D G– F You are a picture of a corporate queen Me, I’m a promise of a rock n roll fiend You are the song, the song that puts them to sleep They’re all about you ‘stead of counting sheep Chorus (repeat 4x): D Oh girl, you are so mainstream G You’re a freak and now the A G– F story’s all about you (Repeat stanza chords) It would be nice just to see through your eyes Hear what you hear in the coast that won’t clear You are a holiday in a hectic week An accident by a gasoline leak, you (Repeat chorus) Outro: (repeat chorus chords)
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No Fun 03:13
Intro/Stanza: ? ? No pushing, no shoving, no flailing of arms No cursing, no water, no boxer shorts No joy, no youth, no sweat, no spit, no fun No joy, no youth, no sweat, no spit, no fun Chorus: G5 – F5 – E5 – F5 No exchanging of blows Or steppin’ on your toes No more flying elbows Action turned to stone (Do intro chords) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! (Do stanza chords) No beer, not before, not during nor after No cursing, no water, no boxer shorts No joy, no youth, no sweat, no spit, no fun No joy, no youth, no sweat, no spit, no fun (Repeat Chorus 2x) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Naked Man 03:09
Intro/stanza: Eminor – C A one, two, three, four! Eminor – C Eminor The children are all far and gone C And our naked man is all alone Eminor No one looks up to him anymore C Our naked man is all alone Chorus: Eminor What happened to you? C What happened to you? What happened to you? What happened to you? You? Eminor You? You? A one, two, three, four! Eminor – C (Repeat stanza and chorus) Interlude: Eminor – C Outro: Eminor
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Slide 01:32
Intro: G G Bminor – D GG When life puts a gun in your mouth Bminor You better slide now, buddy, D It’ll all work out GG You say you wanna live, not work all day Bminor You better slide now, honey, D I’ll show you the way Chorus: Bminor C Oh, life’s a roller coaster ride Eminor And flushed shit just go with the tide F# G Life’s a roller coaster ride so A just slide (Repeat stanza chords) Awake all day, awake all night C’mon now, buddy, just take that slide Your body’s weak and your fear is strong, But you’re right there, buddy, the world’s so wrong D (Repeat chorus) Interlude: Bminor C D Eminor F# G A (Repeat stanza chords) You’re feeling green and you feel mean You better slide now, buddy, it’ll all work out Your life’s been blown to smithereens You better slide now, honey, I’ll show you the way (Repeat chorus chords) Oh, life’s a roller coaster ride And flushed shit just go with the tide Life’s a roller coaster ride so just die Just fuckin’ die GG
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Intro: E5 – Bb5 – A5 (?) I don’t wanna talk about it Song on the street says nothing ‘bout it And I don’t wanna explain it ‘Coz love happens when you least expect it Chorus: E5F5 C5 Oh it’s best to fall in love without knowing why E5F5 C5 And it’s best to just say yes than waste your time E5F5 C5 Oh it’s best to be alive without asking why E5 F5 So just trust your heart coz it never lies (Do intro chords) The heart wants what the heart gets I wanna love you in the other planets It’s not the safest way to fall And I ain’t singing in a metaphor (Repeat chorus) (Do intro chords) Interlude: (do chorus chords) (Do chorus chords) Oh it’s best to fall in love without knowing why And it’s best to just say yes than waste your time Oh it’s best to be alive without asking why So just trust your heart
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Intro: E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5 I bought the wind-up frogs with their tongues and their wire guts E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5 With brittle copper cogs and their shiny iron struts E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5 They swam with metal legs from the swamps to the Irish kegs E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5 Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon! E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5 – B5 Pre-chorus: (not sure) E5 D5 Chorus: (do pre-chorus chords) The metal amphibians will bomb their ABCs And there’s nothing to do but commit what you do to the wind-up frog armies Post-chorus: A5 B5 E5(stop) E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5 E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5 See them from your windows marching down on Heaven Street E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5 With their exploding heroes coming from their frog fleet E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5 And they would school us all about the moon and the nine seas E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5 Watermelon water from the Mayans to the Nazis E5 B5 A5 D5 – C5 (Repeat pre-chorus and chorus) Interlude: (do pre-chorus chords then A5 B5) (Do chorus chords) The metal amphibians will bomb their ABCs And there’s nothing to do but commit what you do And wind up enemies. Hey! Hey! (Repeat post-chorus chords) E5~
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Recorded in a span of a weekend some time in July. This is The Pervs’ debut album – thirty minutes of unadulterated fun punk rock to irritate your neighbours, officemates, and your mom.

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released November 25, 2017

All songs, written, performed by The Pervs
Produced by The Pervs
Recorded / Mixed / Mastered by Ionone Bangcas of Exile Mixes
Executive Producer: PAWN (www.pawnrecords.com)

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The Pervs Cebu City, Philippines

Being born on the 4th of July (2008), we are always reminded that independence comes with a price - a price we're paying in painful instalments to a declining hegemony while being taught otherwise; and ignorance, made into a standard. With that, The Pervs still refuse to fall in a straight line into a tight wind of social constructs and indifference. (But actually, pfffffft!)

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